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part 2 [Jun. 24th, 2009|09:57 pm]
in relation to my previous entry, i wanna go back to tp
same western food stall, same auntie
and try this

''auntie, one chicken burger, hold the mayo''

i can almost picture her answer.
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sia [Jun. 22nd, 2009|08:26 pm]
ok i just read amos' entry on lj about him ordering food
so i shall share mine.
i went back to tp today, and i ordered food from bizpark for my mum
so i decided to try something

me: ''auntie, one chicken chop to go''

auntie: ''go where?''

fail
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ARGHHH [Jun. 11th, 2009|04:03 pm]
OK OWN UP
WHO THE HELL SAID MCDONALDS GARLIC CHILLI IS BACK??!!!
WALAU I ORDERED MACS THEN ASK FOR GARLIC CHILLI SAUCE
THEY THOUGHT I LIVING UNDER ONE STONE FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS

WALAU WHO TRICK ME?
WHO MADE MY HOPES SOAR
ONLY TO CRASH DOWN IN A BLAZE OF HURT AND SORROW
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
EEEYERRRRR
NOW I HAVE TO EAT MY FILET OF FISH WITH PLAIN CHILLI SAUCE
PLAIN
NOT GARLIC
PLAIN
WALAU

anyway my sister brought home a 3 week old kitten
cause she couldnt find his mother
we were afraid about how our dog might react to it

but then our dog gave us new reason to love it even more
it has taken to the kitten like its own father
he follows the kitten around, licks it grooms it
its damn cute la like a picture perfect moment

ANYWAY I DIGRESS ENOUGH
WHO IS SO SICK
SO EVIL
SO DISGUSTING
SO DESPICABLE
AS TO LIE ABOUT THE GARLIC CHILLI
THIS IS TOO MUCH
WHO SAY WHO DIE
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2009|10:53 pm]
its like scratching a mosquito bite
nothing good came out of it, nothing good will come out of it
but yet i keep on doing it.
does it feel good?

i dont know, maybe sometimes
but i always end up on the losing side

maybe its time i stop scratching
but can i stop?
i hope so
its making me unhappy
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random [May. 3rd, 2009|07:17 pm]

Seeing as to how this is the year almost everyone i ever knew turns 21,
i think its only apt i blog about life and my thoughts.

to me, turning 21 is was about the same as me turning 20
the only diff was that now, i dont need parental consent for anything
i am supposedly adult enough to make our own decisions

and now with me having a permanent and long term job now in the army
my dad has passed the mantle of paying electrical, gas and water bills, to me
and although it does sting the wallet a bit
it really gives a sense of satisfaction and the whole,''hey i am contributing'' feeling

but really 21 is still very very young in life
i am not ashamed to say i still talk baby talk to my doggywoggycaseywasey
dig my nose furiously when no one is looking
act like a monkey when i am with my friends
act like an idiot when i am with my friends

but sometimes, you have to be like this to sorta cope with the ''stress''
of growing up hahahha

but i dont know about you, but i feel excited about what life has in store for me

will i still be in the army after my bond of 6 years is up?
where will i live? hdb? terrace? condo? (personally i wanna stay in a mansionette)
how many kids?
more importantly, who will be my life partner? when will i meet her? have i already met her but just dont know it yet?

so yea life is so
amazing i think
happy 21st birthday to all my friends
and good luck with the funny little thing called
life!
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i'll be your memoryyyyyy [Apr. 19th, 2009|06:01 pm]
walau k random
we should have a law chalet
like graduating batch of 2008!
i think it will be damn fun ah



ok someone go arrange go go go go
hahahaahah
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2009|07:20 pm]
"I had a dream my life would be
So different from the hell I'm living.
So different now from what it seemed...
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed..."
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old old old [Apr. 2nd, 2009|11:27 pm]
i just realised something
you know you are getting old
when you and your friends, or you or your friends
dont get pranked on april fools

damn
we are all so mature now
shit this sucks
what, soon we will be sipping our expresso's,
talking about the stock market?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2009|02:37 pm]
mama told me what i should know
too much candy gonna rot your soul
if you love her, let her go
cause love's gonna get you down
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jay leno [Mar. 14th, 2009|03:00 pm]
hahaha jay leno is damn funny

the economy is so bad
that amy winehouse was caught trimming her nose hair
for that last bit of cocaine hahahahahahaha
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2009|09:25 pm]


omg 21

thanks for the itouch my family from tp
i miss yall so much, i think of yall daily


thanks mal and ben and co for the wallet
its now on my bonnet

thanks ding inez qila for the perfume
it makes me not fume

thanks sarah for the cd
soon i shall see thee

thanks sean and co for the money
we should meet monthly

thanks hobday for the photo
sorry for the no show

shit is that all
haha i cant recall
but thanks yall
for writing on my wall



 

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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2009|11:06 pm]
I can't wait to fall in love with you
You can't wait to fall in love with me
This just can't be summer love you'll see
This just can't be summer love, L.O.V.E
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life [Feb. 11th, 2009|07:35 pm]
lol maybe having a stable job so fast isnt so good
i have to pay my gas,electricity and water bill
and my handphone bill
amongst other stuff hahaha
anyway i heard a freaking funny joke

Teacher: ''Billy, whats 2a + 2b?''
Billy: ''hmmm i dunno Abba?''

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

oh ya i am gonna have surgery on my right hand!
for abnormal formation of veins!
it looks damn sick and gross
but the MO said its nothing serious
oh well gotta wait for the appointment date now
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rarrr [Jan. 27th, 2009|03:12 pm]
cny is the bomb
all in all, i made 110 bucks from playing poker and blackjack
this reminds me of geraldines house last year hahahaha
but this time i didnt feel so bad!

weeeeeee
and ok i am seriously damn on for going for kaiser chiefs,
but seriously i cant be headbanging and rocking alone
so if someone feels this way too, call meeeeee

and next week is my passing out ceremony
as a third sergeant weeee
its just the beginning for my 10 yrs in the army
i cant wait! wonder what my posting will be hahaa

and i am gonna create a facebook account next week
hahahahahahahaha
i know, i am way too ahead of my time right, too advanced already
better slow down hahaha
weeeee
cheerio!

OH YA AND WHOEVER IS IN TPSU OR WHAT D AND SHIT COMMITTEE
ESPECIALLY EDWIN MY GRAVEYARD BUDDY,
WHEN TICKETS ON SALE TELL ME AH
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2009|02:12 am]
Yes

i have finally cleared the pinacle of any military policeman training exercise

exercise moonlight marshal
weeee
2 more weeks to passing out!

and more importantly
kaiser chiefs are coming singapore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
april 17th!

SOMEONE GO WITH ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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wow [Jan. 3rd, 2009|04:01 am]
it has been like a full few months that have passed without me updating
because
i really dont know what to type hahaha
merry christmas and happy new year?

anyway

merry christmas and a happy new year
one more month till passing out as sergeant ahhhhhh
new year's eve was fun thanks john
chris was freaking high
hhaha you suck
k i dont know what to type
this is called an obligatory post
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football crazy my ass [Dec. 1st, 2008|09:05 pm]
hey i dont know if this is interesting, but yea just read and shut up hahaha
i had a match on sunday, and our captain last min told us the match had been postponed
by one hour, cause nokia football crazy called, and they wanted to film us
hahhaha so we were all excited and stuff, cause we thought jamie yeo would be there
in her bikini and let us all kiss her (k of course we didnt think that wtf)

so anyway, i took a cab down, and the first thing i saw was a muddy fucked up field.serious.
so then we waited and waited
and then, our captain informed us thattttttttttttttttttttttt
they are not gonna film the whole match, just us trying to score from the corner kick
cause apparently there is some competition going aroudn South-east asia organised by football crazy
about which team can score the most goals from corner kicks
so we were all like wtf anti climax please
but we did it anyway, and before we started, the highest points so far in the tournament was 7

AND WE BAGGED 9 POINTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but the joy lasted whole of ten mins, as another team also got 9 pts
haha so i dont know whats going on
anyway i am blogging from camp in case you didnt know haha
i am telling you military police rocks

and anyway tmr is my ippt test wish me luck!
i am aiming for gold!
and tmr is also my signing of my finalized contract haha
REGULAR SERVICEMAN AT YOUR SERVICE

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sia [Nov. 23rd, 2008|06:56 pm]
alright, my first week in military police command school
andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
its like school all over again
haha
learning all the laws, cpc, penal code
and my platoon has 4 people from law
power right?
alvin tan, joseph huang, shaun our law senior and of course meeee
3/4 of those people signed on cause its related to law
so its like another alternative for us apart from being a paralegal
and of course it pays higher haha
shaun is thinking of signing on too
then it will be 4/4 law students hahaha

anyway in short, i dont have to wash any of my uniforms
cause we have not perspired in it for the whole week
and future weeks to come
thats the beauty of MP hahaha
even the 2.4 route is downhill and its relatively slack
with the view of tanks and artillery from the next door camps
k la i am enjoying myself in MP, its a change from BMT and SISPEC
NO MORE OUTFIELD AND NO SOC HAHAHA
K FEB 3RD COME FASTER I WANT TO BE SERGEANT NOW
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2008|08:31 am]
my god
i just passed out as a corporal at sispec
and i am freaking tired
the bloody 28 click route march is no joke
especially if you are in charlie, and its a fast march
and even more especially when you are the last company in the line up of the route march
because the 15 mins rest time kicks in once the last company reaches
so the first company in the line up when they reach earlier, can rest for half an hour
or so, while we get 15-10 mins rest only cause we got delayed by rain and have to make up
for lost timing

but the interesting thing about the route march is that it was
a National Education Graduation Route march
which means that the route march had some educational purpose behind it
and not just aimless marching (or fast marching)
the route we took was the route the japanese took to invade singapore,
we walked past kranji damn which was the first point of conflict, and
also sarimbun beach which was the landing point
but more significantly, we started our march at kranji war memorial
were there was a wreath laying ceremony and one min silence and stuff
we got to walk around for 10 mins, and we walked amongst all the tombstones
and coming across an unmarked grave is the saddest thig
to fight for a country you dont even come from, and dying unidentified? no thanks
but the whole experience was rather enriching for me
SO NOW EVERYBODY SHOULD SIGN ON AS REGULARS
even you hobday haha

but the worst part was when we completed it, we had to go in for the parade straightaway
in full battle order while the the first company had time to go back company line, change their
uniform and rest awhile, WE HAD TO GO INTO THE PARADE STRAIGHTAWAY WTF
but i am rather proud of my company, no one fainted

so my whole adventure in BSLC was rather interesting
from being one of the few who fired a live matador,  experiencing the gas chamber
and of course, learning how to lead man
SO COME SISPEC, DONT GO OCS
its overrated hahaah
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life [Oct. 18th, 2008|12:56 pm]
i guess this is a cycle of life
you first lay eyes on them as strangers, then comes the awkward hello and multiple conversation,
then comes the friendship/s and then the vow;

''hey this group of people are alright, they are fun, they care for me
WE ARE GONNA BE BESTIES FOR LIFE''

but inevitably, people have to move on and no mattter how much you try and keep in touch
they just fade away

its no one's fault, its just life!

for example, poly friends, camp friends(read: FOC), BMT friends, LAW people
hahah this are what i call situational friends( no offence!) you love the company, you love the people
but drifting always occurs,
it sucks! but it cant be helped cause everyone moves on to a new environment and place
sigh

i guess the only one's who are always there for you are your family right?
but what if your family isnt there?
divorce, fighting, moving out, suicide
my family is worse than a drama series ok
ah it sucks

at least i still have my friends ( read the entry all over again)
ha

anyway sispec training has been interesting
tiring but interesting
firing new weapons, smoke chamber and all that haha
and my fitness and combat fitness has improved!
pat me on the back for completing SOC in 9.39s haha
4 more weeks to being a corporal ahhh endure

sigh i miss poly life
if like only life was like primary and secondary education in TP
then of course poly life in TP
then like army training in TP
then like working life in TP as
some advisor or instructor or smth hahahaha
then have some graveyard there where we can rest peacefully
k wishful thinking whatever

cheers!
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