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[Nov. 22nd, 2009|11:24 pm] |
i was at bedok 85.
as i walked past this stall selling bbq-ed stingray,
the worker tried to ask me if i wanted stingray
but he asked me in quite an unconventional way
''DO YOU LOVE STINGRAY???!!!!'' |
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| woo |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|05:33 pm] |
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so i was reading this dirty joke book at times bookstore at the airport
and i came across a joke i found so fucking funny
i burst out laughing and people turned their heads
and saw this handsome young thing guy reading a dirty joke book at 3am.
embarrassing. anyway this is the joke.
a guy walks into this bar and saw this amazingly gorgeous woman
he couldnt resist himself, slided up to her and struck up a conversation.
the woman was gamely flirting with the guy, and he soon asked for her name.
she answered,'' i am carmen. because i like cars but i love men even more''
she said while licking her lips, eyes never moving away from his eyes.
she then leaned forwards towards him, and asked for his name.
''i'm beerfuck''
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyway i have smth else to gripe about.
THERE IS A HUGE HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SIMULATOR AND STIMULATOR, SIMULATE AND STIMULATE
WHAT, YOU GO TO A PLANE STIMULATOR CAUSE YOU GOT FETISH FOR TURBO JET AIRCRAFTS IS IT?
THEN WHEN YOU HORNY YOU WANNA SIMULATE YOURSELF MEANS YOU IMITATE YOURSELF YOU KNOW NOT??
ITS SIMULATOR FOR THE MAKE BELIEVE SHIT
AND STIMULATE FOR HORNY AH EASY RIGHT?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
YOURS SINCERELY,
BEERFUCK SHEPHERDSON |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|01:29 pm] |
going back to smoking will not solve or change anything x100
i hope my mind wont cave in.
anyway someone sent me this,
"i give you the benefit of adult"'
?????????!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid ass bitch its A DOUBT HAHA |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|06:31 pm] |
i am so tired
mentally
my brain has been thinking and thinking
and it hurts. |
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| bastard sia paul |
[Oct. 14th, 2009|08:16 pm] |
ringo starr, drummer of the beatles, is known to not be the most technically
gifted drummer of his time. and simon cowell was famously said he would
have voted ringo starr out of the beatles.
which brings me to this.
Paul McCartney was interviewed and asked,'' is ringo starr the best drummer in the world?''
paul answered,'' WHAT? HE IS NOT EVEN THE BEST DRUMMER IN THE BEATLES!''
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA |
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| this is for akcm |
[Oct. 11th, 2009|12:28 pm] |
hello everyone
this is my number one fave song by westlife taken from their first album
i find it damn meaningful and lovely,
like me
so if you are interested, find for the lyrics or listen for it from the video
i assure you it will strike a chord with you
if not,
my name isnt christopher mark shepherdson |
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| hold the wheel, and drive |
[Oct. 5th, 2009|07:27 pm] |
driving a jeep has been hmmm
challenging yet rewarding
as ironic as it may sound
but its fun!
but vehicle speed limit is 50km/h so yea
AFTER I GET MY LICENSE
I GO FOR PRIVATE TEST
AND PASS
MY DAD HELPING ME TO PAY FOR A CAR WOOOOO |
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| sigh |
[Sep. 25th, 2009|09:36 pm] |
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the past few days have been emotionally draining
having someone treat you like their slave for 7 mths
nothing you can do about it,
and then when you cant take it anymore
and you walk away from them because walking away
prevents you from screaming in their face, but then
because you walk away she starts screaming at you
and you cant do anything cause of the rank structure
then you know it sucks
sucks
sucks
sigh
i really give up
i tried to fit in and be one of them
but i cant stoop that low
and forego my morals
for now i will just drift on by
the pain of ambiguity,
the joy of togetherness?
the audacity of hope,
the power of love?
the sorrow of secrecy,
the satisfaction of companionship?
so many questions, yet they cant or dont have to be answered
i guess
or rather i know
whats important is
i
lylt
truly i do
and this does not involve any tomatoes or tututrains
the beatles and casey are my happy pill
would you believe i spent $136 on 7 albums of
the remastered beatles albums?
now my ipod has 150 songs by them
and i play rockband to them
why cant they be in my era.
sad
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| this is for you |
[Sep. 14th, 2009|09:50 pm] |
Hello, tell me you know
Yeah, you figured me out
Something gave it away
It would be such a beautiful moment
To see the look on your face
To know that I know that you know now
Well you and I
Why, we go carrying on for hours, on and
We get along much better
Than you and your boyfriend?
How long, can I go on like this,
Wishing to kiss you,
Before I rightly explode?
Well this double life I lead isn't healthy for me
In fact it makes me nervous
If I get caught I could be risking it all
Well all I really wanna do is to love you
A kind much closer than friends use
But I still can't say it after all we've been through
And all I really want from you is to feel me
As the feeling inside keeps building
And I will find a way to you if it kills me
If it kills me
anyway rockband 'the beatles' rocks
i am george harrison
bass player extradionaire weee
p.s you are so worth my time,
and you stand UP THERE No.1 on my list |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|02:01 pm] |
the way to a men's heart is through his stomach.
shepherds pie! hahaha
and polaroids! but no, i am not gonna eat the polaroids
thank you very much. |
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[Aug. 30th, 2009|07:56 pm] |
trying not to waste my time tonight
honey, all the wrong things feel so right
i should have said i loved you
but i just said i understand.
ilu. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2009|02:32 pm] |
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sometimes you have no choice but to walk away |
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| part 2 |
[Jun. 24th, 2009|09:57 pm] |
in relation to my previous entry, i wanna go back to tp
same western food stall, same auntie
and try this
''auntie, one chicken burger, hold the mayo''
i can almost picture her answer. |
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| sia |
[Jun. 22nd, 2009|08:26 pm] |
ok i just read amos' entry on lj about him ordering food
so i shall share mine.
i went back to tp today, and i ordered food from bizpark for my mum
so i decided to try something
me: ''auntie, one chicken chop to go''
auntie: ''go where?''
fail |
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| ARGHHH |
[Jun. 11th, 2009|04:03 pm] |
OK OWN UP
WHO THE HELL SAID MCDONALDS GARLIC CHILLI IS BACK??!!!
WALAU I ORDERED MACS THEN ASK FOR GARLIC CHILLI SAUCE
THEY THOUGHT I LIVING UNDER ONE STONE FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS
WALAU WHO TRICK ME?
WHO MADE MY HOPES SOAR
ONLY TO CRASH DOWN IN A BLAZE OF HURT AND SORROW
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
EEEYERRRRR
NOW I HAVE TO EAT MY FILET OF FISH WITH PLAIN CHILLI SAUCE
PLAIN
NOT GARLIC
PLAIN
WALAU
anyway my sister brought home a 3 week old kitten
cause she couldnt find his mother
we were afraid about how our dog might react to it
but then our dog gave us new reason to love it even more
it has taken to the kitten like its own father
he follows the kitten around, licks it grooms it
its damn cute la like a picture perfect moment
ANYWAY I DIGRESS ENOUGH
WHO IS SO SICK
SO EVIL
SO DISGUSTING
SO DESPICABLE
AS TO LIE ABOUT THE GARLIC CHILLI
THIS IS TOO MUCH
WHO SAY WHO DIE |
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[May. 7th, 2009|10:53 pm] |
its like scratching a mosquito bite
nothing good came out of it, nothing good will come out of it
but yet i keep on doing it.
does it feel good?
i dont know, maybe sometimes
but i always end up on the losing side
maybe its time i stop scratching
but can i stop?
i hope so
its making me unhappy |
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| random |
[May. 3rd, 2009|07:17 pm] |
Seeing as to how this is the year almost everyone i ever knew turns 21,
i think its only apt i blog about life and my thoughts.
to me, turning 21 is was about the same as me turning 20
the only diff was that now, i dont need parental consent for anything
i am supposedly adult enough to make our own decisions
and now with me having a permanent and long term job now in the army
my dad has passed the mantle of paying electrical, gas and water bills, to me
and although it does sting the wallet a bit
it really gives a sense of satisfaction and the whole,''hey i am contributing'' feeling
but really 21 is still very very young in life
i am not ashamed to say i still talk baby talk to my doggywoggycaseywasey
dig my nose furiously when no one is looking
act like a monkey when i am with my friends
act like an idiot when i am with my friends
but sometimes, you have to be like this to sorta cope with the ''stress''
of growing up hahahha
but i dont know about you, but i feel excited about what life has in store for me
will i still be in the army after my bond of 6 years is up?
where will i live? hdb? terrace? condo? (personally i wanna stay in a mansionette)
how many kids?
more importantly, who will be my life partner? when will i meet her? have i already met her but just dont know it yet?
so yea life is so
amazing i think
happy 21st birthday to all my friends
and good luck with the funny little thing called
life! |
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| i'll be your memoryyyyyy |
[Apr. 19th, 2009|06:01 pm] |
walau k random
we should have a law chalet
like graduating batch of 2008!
i think it will be damn fun ah
ok someone go arrange go go go go
hahahaahah |
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|07:20 pm] |
"I had a dream my life would be
So different from the hell I'm living.
So different now from what it seemed...
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed..." |
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| old old old |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|11:27 pm] |
i just realised something
you know you are getting old
when you and your friends, or you or your friends
dont get pranked on april fools
damn
we are all so mature now
shit this sucks
what, soon we will be sipping our expresso's,
talking about the stock market?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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